I'm weird as hell, and I like everything.
Welcome to mah blorg
it only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby
doES THAT NOT BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE AT LEAST THERE SHOULD BE SOME FLOUR OR SOMETHING
what’s the point of a high school boy?? oh what are u gonna do drive me around in your older brothers beat up Volvo?? buy me lunch at jamba juice??? complain to me about the new calling duty game?? who cares
Vaginas are so great yes indeed
And I love when they smell weird and leak
I love the monthly flow
Not actually though
Aw heck yeah vajayjays
i love the penis
they taste so good in my mouth
yum yum the blowjobs
"Mildred Reed is his first-great-grandmother on George Washington, and on Obama, Mildred Reed is his tenth-great-grandmother."
- BridgeAnne d’Avignon, 12-year-old genealogist
I know, six months late to the party, my mind is still blown. All US presidents except Martin van Buren are descended from John Lackland Plantagenet. Yes, that John Lackland Plantaganet. Yes, all US presidents as of 2013.
12-Year-Old Discovers All U.S. Presidents Are Direct Descendants of King John Of England (by CONTAGIONNEWSdotcom)
READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED
Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.
One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser
it was last week
i am seventeen years old
the class was A.P. calculus
lava really pisses me off cuz like
i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and
i want to dip my hands in it
Ben Zank was born in the Bronx in New York. At the age of 18 he began taking photographs for fun after he discovered a Pentax ME Super in his grandmother’s attic. His self-portraits aim to stretch the viewer’s imagination and express his feelings when words fail.
Today’s spotlight happily goes to a fairly new beautiful Tumblr based art blog dedicated to matching all the Pantone colors to natures beautiful landscapes and everyday life.